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Joke of the Day
"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"
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"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"
"Two guys walked into a bar.. You would think one of them would of ducked!"
"How did 1940's German Men pick up Jewish Girls With a broom and a dustpan"
"Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum"
"I like to wear fur coats, but fur is murder, so I just tied 15 live badgers together and this coat is really scratchy and bitey."
"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""
"A builder came up to me. He said, ""Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"" ""Yes,"" I said. ""You just have to balance it on a flat surface."""
"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"