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Joke of the Day
"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""
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"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."
"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."
"Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks."
"heard this on Storage Wars A Chinese couple own a restaurant, they're in the bedroom and the husband asks if they can 69 and the wife says why you want beef and broccoli now?"
"Why is business good on Easter? Because prophets rise"
"I cooked for my fiancee's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, ""I like it well done."" I said, ""Thanks, that means a lot."""
"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."
"A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. ""Are you a friend of the bride ?"" he asked. ""Certainly not"" she snapped ""I'm the groom's mother."""
"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."