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Joke of the Day

"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."

"Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers."

"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."

"What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish? Spanakopita"

"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."

"What's a Greek's favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn"

"What do you call Oprah on drugs? Doprah"

"BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. ""It was always huge & full sized!"" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache."

"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""

"Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!"