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Joke of the Day
"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."
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"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"
"Knock Knock ..."
"[Self-Checkout] ME: also I ate a donut in the store MACHINE: Place the item on the belt ME: I can't because I ate it MACHINE: Place the"
"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."
"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""
"There are two types of people in this world: Those that pee in the shower....and dirty fucking liars."
"How did the anus win against the race car driver? He rectum"
"""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour"
"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."