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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."
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"why is it so hard just to get your kids to say ""bitch please"" and ""bitch thank you"""
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."
"TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family"
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Creepy. ""Creepy who?"" This is a nice bedroom you have."
"Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que? He always tends to burn the franks."
"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"
"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"
"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."
"Whenever I browse an NSFW Subreddit . . . . . . I always sort it by Hot."