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Joke of the Day

"heard this on Storage Wars A Chinese couple own a restaurant, they're in the bedroom and the husband asks if they can 69 and the wife says why you want beef and broccoli now?"

"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"

"What does a time traveler do when he's hungry? He goes back 4 seconds."

"How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? Asking for a friend."

"Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait...."

"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves"

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"

"When comedians die, why does everyone tell them to ""make God laugh""? You wouldn't order a dead carpenter to ""make God some bookshelves."""

"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"