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Joke of the Day

"I cooked for my fiancee's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, ""I like it well done."" I said, ""Thanks, that means a lot."""

"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""

"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."

"Donald Trump Does this count as putting the punchline in the title?"

"How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house? He's still there."

"How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, ""How many women have you slept with?"" he proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""

"That's the problem with exhibitionists. They're fucking everywhere."

"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."

"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."

"Dear Restaurant Managers: If more than 3 employees ask me how I'm enjoying my meal, I begin to wonder if you know something I don't know."