99060

Joke of the Day

"I cooked for my fiancee's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, ""I like it well done."" I said, ""Thanks, that means a lot."""

Next Joke
 
"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."
"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"
"The main difference between men and women.... .... is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."
"What do you call a cat that urinates in your shoes? Piss in boots Credit: My flatmate"
"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"
"To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, ""Here, just fill this out."" ?"
"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."
"I used to really enjoy smoking cigarettes... but now it tastes like they simply turn to ash in my mouth."