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Joke of the Day
"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home it's nearly dark!"
"What do you call an asthmatic bird? A puffin."
"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I am the 10%"
"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"
"I had pamphlets printed up for when someone asks what's wrong with me."
"Where do cows go for fun? To the moo-vies!"
"I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe"
"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"