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Joke of the Day

"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."

"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""

"My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE."

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."

"Why does green think yellow is such a slut? Because yellow blue red."

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."