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Joke of the Day
"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."
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"What noise does a Russian Sheep make? It Blyats."
"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."
"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with really big boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustation! ::buh dum bum::"
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it."
"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes: thwack.... ""Oh fuck""."
"He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up."
"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."