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Joke of the Day

"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."

"Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox? He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini."

"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."

"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."

"Just welled up with tears listening to Cheers opening theme song in case you didn't know what PMS feels like."

"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."

"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."

"What do you do to a dead scientist? You Barium"

"What happened to the Jewish Pinokio? He tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer!"

"I got into a fight with an artist last night... We drew."