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Joke of the Day
"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."
Next Joke
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"
"Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] Him: How did you get in my house?"
"Why do women have babies? Because it hurts and they deserve it"
"What did the pirate say to the flying prostitute? Land ho!"
"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"
"TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was ""onset of fever"" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever"
"What's the difference between having sex on two twin beds pushed together and Reganomics? You get fucked and fall through the cracks."
"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."
"Impress your date. Be wild. Flip the table. Flip it 360 so its upright again & nothing has moved except a roll that has flown into her mouth"