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Joke of the Day
"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."
Next Joke
"What did the Canadian Reddit user say? Ehhhhh lmao"
"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then"
"What's it like to have a social life? Asking for a friend."
"The victims of the Aurora movie theater shooting got really ripped off. They paid to watch the whole movie, but all they saw were a few clips."
"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."
"They say if you love something you should let it go... So why am I going to jail for leaving my kid in Walmart?"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again."
"Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf."
"Sorry I tweeted before texting you back. Sorry I opened your Snapchat but didn't respond. Sorry these are things we actually worry about now"