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Joke of the Day

"I typed ""Cigarettes"" in the search bar and it said ""No Matches"". The universe has spoken."

"What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? **SnowBalls!**"

"@realDonaldTrump the 1930s called, they said ""great idea."""

"The US Defense budget is 40x bigger than NASA's. It's surprising we actually went to the moon instead of blowing it up."

"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"

"Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder."

"What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus? Kanye's not him."

"Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind."

"What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!"

"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"