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Joke of the Day

"TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was ""onset of fever"" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever"

"How does a Jew calculate his escape path? Wind velocity times chimney height."

"I'm so bad at making decisions that whenever I hit a yellow light I scream, open my car door and throw myself out"

"Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar? Because you need to be 21 to get in."

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables? He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs"

"What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A windshield viper."

"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !"

"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"