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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have babies? Because it hurts and they deserve it"
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"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"
"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis"
"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."
"A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke."
"What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant? Pilot error."
"What's your grandma's favourite social media? Instagran"
"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!"