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Joke of the Day

"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."

"When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. specifically my name, address and phone number."

"How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl? She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership."

"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."

"ME: *eating fast food* VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff? ME: Yeah VG: That stuff is gonna kill you ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side."

"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."

"Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS."

"People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv shows where they take audience suggestions."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."