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Joke of the Day
"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."
Next Joke
"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."
"Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: You thought I was black? Cop: Haha. Yep. You're free to go sir"
"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."
"911: What's you're emergency? ME: You mean ""your""? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone's murdering me 911: You mean ""murdered"" ME:.. 911: [dial tone]"
"Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? A: To avoid car-pool tunnel!"
"Our dishwasher works exceedingly well, as long as you only put clean dishes in it."
"ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77ha"
"What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"