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Joke of the Day
"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."
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"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."
"[BOOK CLUB] ME: So last weeks assignment was Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. What did everyone think? STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:"
"I've spent today analysing some statistics about how drunk people walk. They're just staggering."
"My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. I got a cyst and deceased letter."
"A horse walked into a bar... After assessing the danger of the situation 5 men immediately left the bar."
"What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common? The pope died a virgin"
"What's John Lennon's favorite card game? Yoko Uno"
"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."