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Joke of the Day

"How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl? She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership."

"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"

"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."

"Me: I think you might have schizophrenia Me: No I don't"

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"

"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"

"I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face."

"How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap? 9 Months."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"

"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."