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Joke of the Day

"I have to be honest, I prefer the modern 8 bit byte to the older 7 bit byte I like big bytes and I cannot lie."

"My pee tells me I'm probably dehydrated this morning which makes no sense at all because I'm pretty sure I drank enough last night."

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

"I'll never call a radio station because I'm afraid they'll give me tickets to go somewhere and do something."

"I like my coffee like my slaves... Free!"

"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."

"Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention."

"Wife: Valentine's day is right around the corner. Me: No worries, so is Wal-Mart."

"Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb? Many hands make light work."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks! And it sucks *hard*. ( )"