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Joke of the Day

"I have to be honest, I prefer the modern 8 bit byte to the older 7 bit byte I like big bytes and I cannot lie."

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"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."
"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."
"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."
"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""
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"How do you confuse Helen Keller? You tell her to read a basketball."
"-I'm just gonna have 1 drink before dinner -I'm just gonna have 1 drink with dinner -I'm just gnna hav 1 aftdinr drk -I pishd ma pnts gen"
"A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier."
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