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Joke of the Day
"I don't love being single but I do love being happy."
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"To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."
"When I shake hands with a fat guy I don't like, I do it extra hard to get a good moob bounce going"
"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."
"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"
"DEODORANT: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time TOILET PAPER: bro"
"What do jellybeans and the human race have in common Nobody likes the black ones"
"If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan.... She's a keeper!"
"There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid. Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him."
"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"