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Joke of the Day

"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"

"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable Four Wedgies and a Funeral"

"An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone."

"Today has been approved by both my middle fingers."

"How do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste."

"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't."

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"Being an adult is mostly hurrying up to get to places you didn't want to go in the first place."