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Joke of the Day

"If Adam had been gay We would have all been fucked, except Eve"

"There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the ""close this ad"" button."

"I have never seen the movie Titanic and I never plan to because a friend spoiled the ending for me The boat sinks. Credit to u/Donkey__Xote for this beautiful comment in an r/AskReddit thread"

"How many of you are household pets reading tweets while your owners nap?"

"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."

"Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping."

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"A thimble, a battleship, a car, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a dog, a shoe, and an iron walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here, can't be part of a Monopoly."""

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race."

"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."