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Joke of the Day
"If Adam had been gay We would have all been fucked, except Eve"
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"SIRI: Brian, what goes ""blah blah blah, I don't know anything, please help me""? ME: Uhh SIRI: It's you. That's what you sound like."
"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."
"Harambe went to a bar Bartender: What can I get you today? Harambe: May I get a martini? Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice? Me: Justice for Harambe."
"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""
"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."
"Modern Haircuts by Sean Head"
"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
"[boardroom] ""Now hear me out. They're Teenage.."" Ok ""Mutant.."" I like where this is going ""Ninja.."" Noun me, Graham! ""Turtles"" You're fired"
"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."