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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lawnmower and a hooker? When I'm choking the lawnmower, I don't stick my dick in it."

"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"

"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."

"Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden? Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk."

"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."

"I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!"

"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""

"I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks."

"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"

"Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy."