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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."
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"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."
"At my last physical, my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating, and I asked why. He said, ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""
"Asian keanu Asian Keanu arrives at a party Asian Keanu gets bored Asian keanu Reeves"
"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."
"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"
"For lunch today I ate three lunches."
"A guy walks into a bar... ""Ouch"""