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Joke of the Day
"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"
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"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."
"Join the food train Chew chew!!!"
"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"
"When I'm stressed, I go to the gym Cause then I could workout my problems"
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"
"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."
"Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine's day card? It's for my sister."
"I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops."
"Technically, a bus driver is anyone who drives a bus, Officer."