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Joke of the Day
"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds."
"Today is the only day out of the year I wouldn't mind if people asked me the date just so I can respond with ""10/4 buddy"""
"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."
"Why do the Chinese remember more then everyone else All their memories are in wide screen."
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"
"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."
"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"
"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"