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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks."
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"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."
"i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math. poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy"
"A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless."
"How do you see fish semen? You Blow-Fish!"
"Yo momma so dumb... my yoghurt is more cultured than her."
"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."
"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."
"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."
"Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody."