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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks."
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"Your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together!"
"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."
"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."
"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."
"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"
"Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? He wanted to reverse cowgirl."
"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."
"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"
"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."