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Joke of the Day

"Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white? A: Blee-otch."

"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"

"I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?"

"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"

"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."

"Do you know why Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he always get nailed into the boards."

"Have you heard of the band 1023 MB? Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!"

"What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!"

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."