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Joke of the Day

"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"

"""I Wish I Had Her Skin!"" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers"

"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"

"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"

"What's the strongest plant in the world? Eucaliftus"

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak."

"I'm having an existential crisis because I dialed a wrong number and the man who answered asked me, ""Who is you?!"""

"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."

"Everybody laughed at me when I told them I was going to be a comedian. I thought,""Well,that's not bad for a start."""