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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the band 1023 MB? Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!"
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"A gynecologist examines a lesbian... and remarked ""Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"" She replied ""Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"""
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"
"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."
"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with ""Ah, I guess you had to be there."""
"Spent the entire day trying not to look at porn... It was so hard."
"How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend? He has one clean finger."
"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"
"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."
"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."