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Joke of the Day
"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"
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"Tragic: In the world every 60 seconds... ...One minute passes."
"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."
"My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here."
"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."
"I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"
"I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her."
"A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots."
"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."