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Joke of the Day
"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"
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"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."
"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."
"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."
"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that"
"What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A pinat"
"Where do Dutch sheep go at night? TO SHLEEP! :D"
"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""
"My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished."