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Joke of the Day
"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."
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"it's not abuse if the substance likes it."
"When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings."
"I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens."
"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."
"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married."
"If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this"
"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."
"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker."