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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."
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"Before you wreckyourselfvakia Czechoslovakia"
"*gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question* [20 years later, she's in an office] ""Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"""
"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."
"A neutron walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, ""How much?"" The Bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"I don't know what it means to ""find your better half"" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot."
"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."
"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"