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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."
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"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"
"I don't think I'll ever get married... Instead, I'll find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."
"Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to ""If you're happy & u know it"" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel"
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I never cry when I cut up a hooker."
"The only laid I'm getting... is laid off."
"What do disgusting people eat? Groceries."
"A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore."
"What do you call a smart gay chemist? A homogeneous"
"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."