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Joke of the Day

"When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings."

"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"

"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"

"What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks? When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture."

"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."

"Used to be a stoner..... but I got all of that out my system in high school."

"You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation... Still got me kicked out of my weight watchers meeting though."

"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."

"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away? Because he mist it."