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Joke of the Day
"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."
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"My finger broke through the toilet paper so I dunked my hand in liquid nitrogen and shattered it with a hammer."
"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"
"Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this."
"Sex with me is like WWIII... It hasn't happened yet."
"Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp. -Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!"
"I joined the DNA this week . . . The National Dyslexic Authority"
"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"
"*describes my ideal woman to police sketch artist* ""And I need you guys to find her by 9 tonight cuz this buffet coupon is about to expire."""
"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"