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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school? A doctor you racist"

"What do you call alien life on Europa? European. Credit to Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Late Show"

"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."

"So I heard Scalia died... Now can we finally legalize marijuana?"

"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."

"Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down."

"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"

"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."

"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""

"I knew that sexual fetishes could get more and more perverse over time, but... ...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."