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Joke of the Day

"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."

"Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's? It was a timeless classic."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A gummy bear"

"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"

"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"My girlfriend said she will leave me unless I stop pretending to be a hotel... I said, 'but you can never leave!' 'You can check out anytime you like'."

"What was Hitler's last two words? Oy Vey!"

"You know what they say about cliffhangers..."

"California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink."