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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."

"A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"My neighborhood is so politically correct... ...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar."

"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"

"What do you call a horse at night? A Nightmare"

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"

"I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now."

"Girl: AH COO!! Man: Bless you. Girl: AH COO!! Man: Squared"

"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"

"Stepped into a spot this morning, where my dog had an accident. Unfortunately for her, taxidermy comes before training in the phone book"