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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong"
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"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"
"*takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better"
"I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming"
"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."
"How do you start a hedgehog race? Say ""GAH""."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"
"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."
"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."
"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."