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Joke of the Day
"So I heard Scalia died... Now can we finally legalize marijuana?"
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"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."
"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""
"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""
"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Smallpox and genocide."
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"
"My name's Stanley, but my friends call me Stan... So no one calls me Stan"
"If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"