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Joke of the Day
"So I heard Scalia died... Now can we finally legalize marijuana?"
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"It's been about 3 years since my last drink and I'm still hungover."
"I was making a recipe that called for tapioca flour, but we were all out. Thankfully, my wife figured out I could substitute corn starch. Clabber girl."
"Grand Theft Auto 6 just announced. Already criticized for displaying ""excessive and gratuitous violence towards pedestrians"". Apparently your character is just a normal on-duty cop."
"You know why the Baptists don't make love standing up? They don't want people to think they're dancing. Not my joke cheech marins I'm high as Fuck and thought you guys might like it too."
"A feminist claims that she is independent enough to pay for her own bills And then she complains when her boyfriend doesn't pay for dinner"
"[two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?"
"Broken pencils... ...are pointless."
"I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall."
"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."