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Joke of the Day

"[long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?"

"Two snowmen are standing in a field... One snowman turns to the other and says, ""yeah, I smell carrots too."""

"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"

"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"My favourite punchline is in the joke I tell blind people. They never see it coming."

"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"

"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."

"Why did the banker dump his girlfriend? He lost interest."

"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"