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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."
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"What you call a penis that doesn't satisfy a woman? Yours"
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"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."
"My sex life is exactly like my shopping. I do it all online."
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"Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves"
"Attention Girl: Why do you look so sad? Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint?"