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Joke of the Day
"Why did the banker dump his girlfriend? He lost interest."
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"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
"Where do you put a Jew who can't pay attention? Concentration Camp."
"Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track Police think it may be race related"
"Went out for a jog today Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs."
"If sexual harassment is wrong, I don't want to be caught."
"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."
"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."
"I sexually identify as Counter Strike... *And I'm globally offended*"