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Joke of the Day

"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"

"[Enter Password] abc1234 [Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]"

"I once applied for a job to work as a blacksmith.... The blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said ""no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."""

"What do the Irish hate more than potatoes? No potatoes."

"mall santas make me mad becuase its like as if we need another reason to give jobs to old white men"

"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."

"What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life? HINDsight"

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know I keep throwing them it just doesn't change."

"We live in a time where ""He is hot"" is more important than ""He is a nice guy."""

"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"