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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."
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"What's the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle."
"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"
"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."
"My old car is a great investment It doubles in value every time I fill the gas tank."
"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."
"Want to know why fish tanks are stupid They don't even have a military."
"If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, ""Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."""
"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."
"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."