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Joke of the Day

"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"

"Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face."

"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."

"Hey there, mind if I take a bite? Cause your decomposing in ALL the right places."

"how are bi planes different from regular planes? a lot of them have a wide open cockpit."

"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus"

"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."

"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with Cheese"