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Joke of the Day
"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"
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"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"Cop: FREEZE, DON'T MOVE!!! Me: *stops moving* Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me:... Cop: NOW! Me:... Me:... Cop: for the love of god...unfreeze"
"This subreddit is literally full of Ellen Pao right now. Here's what I have to say about it [removed]"
"I've never falsely accused someone of hacking, whether aimbotting, wall hacking, or speed hacking They were all just really good at hiding it!"
"Me:OMG RYAN GOSLING DIED! Oh. His hair. He dyed his hair. Brown. Can U believe that was a story? Husband: I think it worked great. Me:Zip it"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic man? He lies awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."
"which cola brand sources its water from the oceans? PepSi"
"Hearing problems I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."