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"Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."
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"Everyone always pets my pregnant wife's stomach and says 'congratulations' but no one ever rubs my balls and says 'good job'."
"I like how Subway sells ""healthy footlong"" sandwiches, as if anything is healthy when you're eating it by the foot."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there."
"My go-to joke What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue coat! (helps if you say it with a biiiig smile and a little dance)"
"Just realized that I'm finally too fat to do things during summer."
"Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise."
"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"
"[Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I'm dying]: ""Oh, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it."""
"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"