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Joke of the Day

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there."

"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."

"Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman."

"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"

"[First Date] Me: I can't believe we're on a date! It's not cause my fathers rich is it? Him: No. He's very handsome too Me: CHECK PLEASE"

"I like my horses like I like this kind of joke. Beaten to fucking death. Jesus, come up with something better please."

"Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes"

"Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play ""hard to get"" doesn't work when you're already ""hard to want""."

"And God said to Peter, ""come forth and I shall give you eternal life"" Unfortunately Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."