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Joke of the Day
"Just realized that I'm finally too fat to do things during summer."
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"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."
"How do you cause a riot at a cat show? Open a can"
"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."
"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"
"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""
"I cried last night harder than I've ever cried before. I really should invest in a nose hair trimmer instead of plucking them."
"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."
"My Thanksgiving, in math √-1 ——   8"
"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."